Last video link, I swear

At least for this decade.

Personally, I don't have any use for Jimmy Fallon. I don't think he's funny. He's not even mildly amusing. He always seemed the perfect example of the complete de-evolution of SNL. If Dana Carvey was a shitty substitute for Chevy Chase, Jimmy Fallon was an even shittier substitute for Carvey (and Carvey is a complete douche).

But, I have to say -- this is genius:

His Neil Young impersonation is spot-on. And yes, that is the real Bruce Springsteen (in makeup) accompanying the untalented (or so I thought) Jimmy Fallon.

Best Tweet of 2010

Boehner's "joke" was this:

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope. We had Johnny Cash. Think about where we are today. We have got President Obama. But we have no hope and we have no cash.

I don't know about you, but not only was this stupid, it was also in bad taste. Now, before you all start saying, "But dude, almost everything you write is in bad taste!"

Well, my friend, my writing may suffer from "bad taste," but at least I'm funny.

Right? I'm funny? Please tell me I'm funny.

David Lynch Now Works for Chinese Government

Mr. Panda packs junior up for a quick trip away from the Mrs.

I saw this picture in this article — Researchers dressed as pandas introduce cubs to wild — and all I could think of was "This looks like something that sicko David Lynch would put in one of his movies."

By the way, I love David Lynch — his movies aren't as weird as my own dreams.

Really.