Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope. We had Johnny Cash. Think about where we are today. We have got President Obama. But we have no hope and we have no cash.
I don't know about you, but not only was this stupid, it was also in bad taste. Now, before you all start saying, "But dude, almost everything you write is in bad taste!"
Well, my friend, my writing may suffer from "bad taste," but at least I'm funny.
Right? I'm funny? Please tell me I'm funny.