I do hate to yield to all of my fans' miserably demeaning supplications, but it seems none of you will give me a moment's respite, a brief intermission, from the relentless demands to watch and rewatch my unforgettable storytelling performance. So here it is in all its glory.
My premier performance of the true story that I call, variously, "Quaint Coronary Kills Quizzical Cogitation Causing Karma Correction," or "Lilliputian Laments About Living."
I was unable to watch it in its entirety until very recently (I swear I will finish watching it this time). But I can tell you that my lip gyrations and "slurring lisp" which occurs around 6:00 is me suffering from cotton mouth - not a stroke or seizure - as some of you have opined. I simply ran out of mouth moisture. If someone had overcome their shyness and thrown a bottle of water at me, I would have cheered quite boisterously.
Really, the only reason I posted this was because I have a new performance I hope
all of you, my beautiful fans, will attend.
And this time, I'm doing a 5 minute set of stand up comedy. So, if seeing me say, "FUCK YOU!" about 150 times in a row isn't your cup of tea, you might want to stay home.
I'm kidding - you can be sure I'll throw a few instances of "MOTHERFUCKER!" or "ASSHOLE!" in there for some variety.
Actually, my bit is relatively curse-free. I don't even libel or slander anyone. Of course this could change - so don't think you can start treating me any differently.
Here are the details. I will be bombarding your email inboxes soon with all this information.
| Date: | January 26, 2020 |
| Time: | 1:00 PM |
| Where: | Dallas Comedy House 3036 Elm St, Dallas, TX 75226 |
| Tickets: | Shahyan's Stand-Up Level 1 |
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